Today I would like to tell you about something that happened to me recently. Hazel and I were in the process of washing the dishes after supper. As I dried one of our bowls I stepped out on our balcony which overlooks the street in front of our apartment. As I looked out I noticed one of my friends walking up the street dressed in a tuxedo and looking much like an American James Bond. I then did what I was obligated to do. I loudly wolf-whistled my approval just as out of nowhere and much to my chagrin,emerged our single female principal who immediately looked around in embarrassment. When her eyes alighted on me I somehow resisted the urge to either duck or hurl myself out of the window (sadly, the fall would only have broken my legs) I told her, "I was whistling at him?" All the while, Hazel laughed hysterically from behind the curtain.
-Mr. Strange
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